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yojesus:

snatchedweaves:

jackballs:

no:

sometimes she’s Kim K sometimes she’s Beyonce…

and sometimes she’s britney

and sometimes she’s lindsay

and sometimes she’s italian pop sensation isabella parigi

lizzy mcguire movie

(via pizzazle)


glowpinkstah:

fuoco-go:

gendertier:

gendertier:

gendertier:

i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE

WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND???? 

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????????

okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg

Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.

Your adventure is beginning, my friend.

Fate be changed, look inside. Mend the bond torn by pride.

(via hecallsmepineappleprincess)



audscratprophetlilith:

bethrevis:

you could kill a man in any of these dresses, and pretty sure no jury would convict you. those are killing-men dresses, that’s what i’m saying

I’m not saying I need every red and black dress here—especially that very first one. I’m saying the universe will suffer greatly as long as I go without.

(via faelans-treasure-chest)


greeklesbian:

when my parents complain about me image

(via pizza)


sophie-the-demigod:

dievrgent:

in 2 seconds you’ll be singing “I’m a Barbie Girl” in your head

I HOPE YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT YOU’VE DONE

(via trust)


He had it coming, he had it coming, he only had himself to blame 

(via alfieboe)


fairytrainer:

fairytrainer:

btw in case yous have slept on this - there is an amazing tv show that exists on this earth called I Wanna Marry Harry where they’ve tricked a group of american girls into thinking they’re on a dating show competing for the heart of Prince Harry and it’s fucking phenomenal 

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the-time-goddess-of-221b:

pandaofmanyfandoms:

I CANT BREATHE

This whole movie was one giant pun

(via wittylobster)


nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…they are no longer friends.

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.

…they are no longer friends.

(via wittylobster)



princessannaofarandelle:


Well, you know how men are. They think “No” means “Yes” and “Get lost” means “Take me, I’m yours”.

Don’t worry, maybe Shorty here can explain it to ya. 

princessannaofarandelle:

Well, you know how men are. They think “No” means “Yes” and “Get lost” means “Take me, I’m yours”.

Don’t worry, maybe Shorty here can explain it to ya. 

(via hecallsmepineappleprincess)


hecallsmepineappleprincess:

ussmckirk:

Steve Rogers is my fitness role model.

In other words, I too want to be injected with a magical serum that’ll give me the perfect body in mere seconds without my having to do any exercise whatsoever.

I volunteer as well.


"The wait’s how long? That’s ridiculous. Can I speak with a manager? Forget it, we’ll just go somewhere else."